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purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

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#Dead

#Dead

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  • Ciel: A circus, huh? I haven't seen one in a long time.
  • Sebastian: Oh? I thought you must be quite fond of them, what with all of your training as a clown.
  • Ciel: What?
  • Sebastian: Pardon me. That must be your dance lessons.
  • Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

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guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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dr-haunted-howse:

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we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it

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This is so damn awesome, like adding an electric current to a pickle turns it into a nightlight!

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A pickle nightlight? HELL. YES.

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primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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Yesterday a 17 year female, who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by the Lancaster School District. She suffered from a fractured jaw and multiple concussions to the head and the Deputy Sheriff advised her mother to re-think her wanting to file charges against the football player because her daughter pushed him back. The school ended up documenting “assault” charges on the victims school file, NOT the football players!!! To make things worse, the Deputy Sheriff warned the victim, by saying, “Just so you know, if you file charges against him, I’m taking his side.” We’re attempting to raise awareness and bring this story to light because Lancaster High School is trying to sweep this “Hate Crime” under the rug!

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fangirlingoverdemigods:

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giantpeepeemonster:

Reblog if you care and please forward to everyone you know. P.S. CBS, KCAL 9 news are running the story tomorrow at 10pm.

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

SIGNAL BOOST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck this school is close to me. Fucking Lancaster is a bull shit ass city theyre so old fashioned and stupid. Im not surprised the officer acted like this and said this, many people there are ignorant.

Is this shit fake

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porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

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clockworkbuttlord:

These are some silly things I do when I’m sad and need a distraction.
Make popcorn, and try to catch it on your tongue. Bonus points if you hit yourself in the eye.
Turn on your favorite CD. For every song, draw a picture. When the song goes off and a new one starts, start a new picture.
Open minecraft, creative mode. Dig straight down, then lay TNT all the way back up. Set it off. Go witness the caves you just opened up.
Pet a dog. If you don’t have a dog, pet a cat. If the cat refuses, wrap him in a blanket and hug him. If you don’t have either one of these, hug your favorite stuffed animal and give it a kiss.
Write a complimentary letter to a stranger and put it in your library book when you return it.
Make a video log. Talk about everything you remember from the last month.
Draw a picture of your dream home. 
Turn the lights out, put your headphones on. Click here. 
Make ridiculous faces, make a photo collage. Challenge a friend to mimic your faces.
Read your favorite book.
Take 1 packet of hot cocoa, mix with warm milk. Mix roughly half a table spoon of vanilla and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Collect fortune cookie fortunes, tape them to a binder.
Send 5 random followers a message.
Write a message to your favorite celebrity. Send it, or don’t.
Put marshmallows on a microwaveable plate, and stick them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. Watch them through the glass.
Feel free to add things. Pass the list around. You never know who might need it.

clockworkbuttlord:

These are some silly things I do when I’m sad and need a distraction.

  • Make popcorn, and try to catch it on your tongue. Bonus points if you hit yourself in the eye.
  • Turn on your favorite CD. For every song, draw a picture. When the song goes off and a new one starts, start a new picture.
  • Open minecraft, creative mode. Dig straight down, then lay TNT all the way back up. Set it off. Go witness the caves you just opened up.
  • Pet a dog. If you don’t have a dog, pet a cat. If the cat refuses, wrap him in a blanket and hug him. If you don’t have either one of these, hug your favorite stuffed animal and give it a kiss.
  • Write a complimentary letter to a stranger and put it in your library book when you return it.
  • Make a video log. Talk about everything you remember from the last month.
  • Draw a picture of your dream home. 
  • Turn the lights out, put your headphones on. Click here
  • Make ridiculous faces, make a photo collage. Challenge a friend to mimic your faces.
  • Read your favorite book.
  • Take 1 packet of hot cocoa, mix with warm milk. Mix roughly half a table spoon of vanilla and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
  • Collect fortune cookie fortunes, tape them to a binder.
  • Send 5 random followers a message.
  • Write a message to your favorite celebrity. Send it, or don’t.
  • Put marshmallows on a microwaveable plate, and stick them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. Watch them through the glass.

Feel free to add things. Pass the list around. You never know who might need it.

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yayalatenight:

peiyuu:

trying to use the paint bucket tool like

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please don’t do the thing please don’t

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FUCK

UGH. The paint bucket tool is the WORST. Happens to me all the time.

The thing
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whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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